In the very early hours of yesterday morning, I received the most fabulously entitled spam Email.
The subject line was "cheddar attached."
I checked and double checked. The Email came with no free cheese. How fraudulent! The only attachment was a jpeg trying to get me to buy Viagra.
I'm really disappointed. I like the idea of cheese by Email.
Doris Delarosa, if you're reading this: I want the cheddar you promised me.