Did you know that when Superglue starts to bond pyjama bottoms to skin that it burns?
The giant and very painful blister on my right knee is evidence of this fact.
In a way, I'm quite glad about the "Oh my god! My knee is on fire!" feeling, followed by an urgent need to detrouser. Because it did prevent me and my pink jammy bottoms with teddy bears on them from becoming permanently as one.
You would think that they'd make an adhesive as powerful as Superglue less runny so it doesn't drip everywhere, wouldn't you?