Last night a friend and I had dinner in a café, which offered on the menu (among other yummier looking things) "natshoes."
Who is Nat? Doesn't she mind?
I'm assuming it's some kind of cheese based dish. Or if Nat's the athletic footed type, maybe mushrooms? Or if she has to spend a lot of time shoeless due to confiscation for culinary purposes, maybe she's picked up the odd Veruca, rendering the dish very salty?