Me: "Can I have a black coffee please?"
Her: "Certainly, one black coffee coming up."
Her: There you are, one black coffee. Would you like milk in that?
While I may be sensible enough to spend my free time sitting in poncy cinema cafés drinking coffee, a very silly friend of mine is running the London Marathon this weekend. You can read his blog of his training here, and thanks to the wonders of modern technology, you can sponsor him online here. Or you can just go marvel at the celebs he's sucked into sponsoring him.