Lisybabe's Blog

I'm thinking (and have been for a while) about re-subtitling my blog. "The wonderfully insightful ramblings of a genius. Or not as ...

My upstairs neighbour is currently watching terribly cheesy sounding porn, very loudly. I feel quite ill. And, I'm sure it's not the...

"Could my life get any worse right now?" Asked my friend while we were sitting in the pub opposite my flat yesterday evening. This...

Saturday night was nice (until the rodent almost-sighting, obviously). I met up with a couple of friends as it was one of their birthdays. I...

Oh for fucks sake! Last night I'm laying in bed, trying to get to sleep (actually before midnight, if you can believe such a thing might...

... are what this post should've contained. Yup, I was going to get a cat. Of course, I'm the unluckiest person in the world, so the...

Last night a friend and I had dinner in a café, which offered on the menu (among other yummier looking things) "natshoes." Who is ...

It's my birthday dammit! I'm supposed to get stuff, I'm not supposed to be expected to give my money away! What did I get in the...

Today marks the 10 year anniversary of my having left school. Sadly I have no Romy and Michele-esque reunion to attend. Actually, not sadly ...

"Grime, stains and limescale" On the front of a bottle of Cillit Bang, they're the things it claims it can tackle. And it does...

To be sung to the tune of The Mustard song from the Buffy musical: Me: I've got my broadband back! Chorus: She's got her broadband ...

Me: "Can I have a black coffee please?" Her: "Certainly, one black coffee coming up." [time elapses] Her: There you are,...

London's buses are currently covered in posters promoting The Ring Two . I haven't seen it yet, chances are I won't get around t...

I'm thinking of hiring myself out as a service to distressed parents everywhere. Yes. I can't believe no careers advisor ever sugges...

I hate moving house. That is all.