Lisybabe's Blog

OK, not strictly true. Seeing as I don't have a dog. And it's not like I ever did homework anyway (ooo, the reellion). You may e ...

Picture the scene: A lesbian club night somewhere in London (though, any straight boys reading, please don't picture too hard, you might...

I love my parents, I dearly do. Especially because I know they're reading this (Hello Mum!). My favourite thing about spending time w...

The Christmas holiday's are here! Hooray! Actually, I've been on my festive break since I finally left the office at 10pm on Tues...

She lives! She lives! And she now has a fully working computer too (well, apart from the dead broadband bit. This dial-up is making her ...

To all those pessimists who said that the implementation of the final phase of Part 3 of the Disability Discrimination Act was too little to...

It was about 10 minutes after I last updated my blog that I saw it. I was so terrified that I ended up sitting frozen at my desk for about a...

Occasionally I wish someone saw me naked. The reason I'm thinking this today isn't anything sexual. I just have this overwhelming...

"Hehe, you didn't indicate then!" Said a twat to me in the pub the other night, as I moved aside to let someone pass me. I ...

This post was going to be dedicated to praising the Brixton Academy , talking about how unlike most venues of its size, you can actually see...

"You should talk about disabled lesbian sex, you know, how you do it." Said someone to me yesterday after hearing my stand-up set....

Last week I was poorly. Hence the no updates thing. I wasn't on deaths door, but I did feel vaguely flu-ey and like I needed to be taken...

It's been a bad week if you're sensitive to offensive language. I've heard words and phrases used on the telly at tea-time while...

This morning I had the most amazing experience, completely by accident. And, no, I don't mean I ran into Sharleen Spiteri in Sainsbury...

Last night I found myself in a ludicrously inaccessible cocktail bar, just down the road from my house. I was playing tour guide and trying ...