30 January 2004

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Why? Why, when you buy your food from a supermarket online and have it delivered, must they make substitutions? Why can't they jus...
29 January 2004

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It's that time of year again when I forget that I'm only in my twenties. Is it my birthday, and I suddenly have become concious o...
26 January 2004

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Today I found myself quite sitting opposite a most spectacular character. He was tall, rugged, and dressed all in black, with the excepti...
25 January 2004

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Last night I came second in a game of musical statues. I don't understand how, or quite why. All I know is by the end of it I was in so ...
22 January 2004

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Yesterday I was simply sitting at the computer in my office when I was overcome by the strangest feeling. There I was just reading the mu...
18 January 2004

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Last night I attended a party in the wonderous city of Cambridge. I stayed with some friends overnight, and spent all of today trying to ...
17 January 2004

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Today I was having a coffee with a friend in the Costa Coffee on Golders Green road. While in there I made use of the bathroom. On the back ...
16 January 2004

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I am currently being given the most intense "I'm cute, love me" stare. I can feel the eyes burning into the back of my neck as...
15 January 2004

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This evening as I wandered through Central London I felt like I was stuck in the aftermath of some nasty, violent film. I went with a fri...
13 January 2004

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I haven't written anything over the last few days. I've been too busy wallowing in a combination of self-loathing, self-pity and fee...
08 January 2004

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I've been thinking a lot about sleep today. I've been doing a fair to of it too. I've so far today seen Shattered for about ...
06 January 2004

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All the world's a wankstain rant coming up. You have been warned. It's long, and I'm sure most people will find it very boring. ...
05 January 2004

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I just sent a message which read: Have you even seen the photo's yet? Did I send you the ones of you with the lampshade on your he...
04 January 2004

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Today I've seen television ad's for both Lost In Translation and Cold Mountain . The advert for Lost In Translation described i...
24 December 2003

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I am officially a victim of crime. Yesterday I went to the recording of It's Been A Bad Week with two friends, and then down the pub ...